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Space Battleship Yamato: the Grumpy Fanboy review

17 Mar

I caught the premiere of Space Battleship Yamato last night. Knowing that it was the first live action adaptation of the cult classic anime series, I was expecting it to be extremely cheesy. That turned out to be a gross understatement.

Thanks to the brilliant trailers and clips that appeared on Youtube such as the one above (I featured a bunch of them weeks ago here) I was hoping for a Japanese version of Battlestar Galactica. Instead it was more, as my buddy with whom I saw the film put it: “Starship Troopers-meets-Armageddon-meets-Korean Soap Opera”.

The acting is, expectedly, over the top. Though there are some genuinely touching scenes. The crew’s final farewells to their families are right out of the TV series and adequately moving. But too often, the film’s otherwise upbeat tempo is bogged down by unnecessarily long and tedious melodramatic scenes. All the hugging, tearful grimacing and whining inadvertently make the drama scenes comical. As if the destruction of earth and the violent deaths of comrades weren’t dramatic enough! But then again, anime isn’t exactly famous for subtle storytelling.

The action is mostly well-paced, though once on the ground the tedium and over-acting kicks in once again. The good news is the ship-to-ship battle sequences are fantastic! This is some of the best CGI modeling and effects I have ever seen! For anime and sci-fi fans, it’s worth seeing just for that. Once you get past the farcical drama scenes (driven home by a Steven Tyler theme song), this is still one of the must-see fanboy films of the year.

Grumpy Fanboy rating: 3.5/5

 

Fans rally to resurrect Firefly

25 Feb

Nathan Fillion, star of Castle (and, of course, Firefly) said in a recent interview that if he had the money, he would buy the rights to the Firefly TV series and produce it himself.  Seven days later, more than 70,000 fans have rallied behind Help Nathan Buy Firefly.

Firefly fans and online communities from all over the world are joining the movement, including some former Firefly writers.

If you love Firefly and want to see ol’ Serenity fly again, join the community on Facebook and / or Twitter. Or visit the helpnathanbuyfirefly.com website.

Is this a practical joke, just another giant love-in for Firefly fans or a serious fan movement than could bring Joss Whedon’s cult favorite back from the dead? (Let’s not forget a similar movement decades ago resurrected Star Trek, which went on to spawn four new TV series and 11 feature films.)

This may all be a dream … but it’s a nice dream. Aren’t dreams worth fighting for?

Tron: Legacy – the Grumpy Fanboy Review

22 Dec

With today’s special effects and fascination with technology, this was an ideal time to release the sequel to the 1982 cult classic. What went wrong?

Slick designs, modern special effects and the hundreds of millions of dollars thrown behind it by Disney provided every opportunity for Tron: Legacy to be a slam dunk for any fanboy. But as much as I wanted to enjoy it, I didn’t.

Tron: Legacy is about Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the son of the original film’s hero Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), searching for his father who has been missing for over 20 years. His quest inadvertently takes him into the same digital world that the elder Flynn discovered almost 30 years ago. There he encounters his father’s evil doppelganger, a program named Clu, who has since conquered this world and installed himself as its absolute ruler.

For starters, the “Clu” Jeff Bridges, whose face is replaced by a younger CGI version, is unable to convey any emotion convincingly. The very first scene, which is supposed to be a touching flashback between father and son, looks instead like a boy talking to a creepy Disneyland ride animatronic. A year after the Na’vi of Avatar and nine years after we first saw Gollum from Lord of the Rings, a lifeless CGI character is simply unforgivable for a film of this scale.

Sadly, the real life actors are no less unconvincing. Jeff Bridges, who recently won an Academy Award for Best Actor in Crazy Heart, often resembles the clueless “Dude” from The Big Lebowski more than the technological visionary Flynn is meant to be. Meanwhile, Hedlund’s performance is only slightly less wooden than the CGI Jeff Bridges.

Perhaps the biggest letdown is the world of Tron itself. The modern day versions of the light cycles, the disc duels, those creepy two-legged flying  gunships, the sail-ship / cable-car thingy all looked great. Of course, after almost 30 years of advances in computer graphics, they’re supposed to. And that’s pretty much where the expansion of the Tron universe ends. We are otherwise shown the same hi-tech city in the middle of a barren wasteland as we first saw in 1982. (The only significant new addition to the world is … a bar.) Only this time, everything is in 1280 x 768, when back in 1982 it was in 400 x 320.

In one scene, father and son are talking while a roast suckling pig sits in the center of the dining table between them. Are we supposed to believe that somewhere in this sunless land of glass, steel and LED lights …  there is a pig farm? Fantasy worlds are only believable when every element within it is consistent with the rules you set for that world. And that is Tron: Legacy’s fatal flaw. We are never fully convinced that this world really lives and breathes. The story simply plods along from one slickly designed set to another.

When we had our first glimpse of Tron, computers were the domain of only a select few and digital technology was mysterious and arcane. Today technology is both blessing and curse, bringing convenience and unprecedented access to information at the expense of personal time and privacy. In the same way that sci-fi cult classics like Battlestar Galactica have been updated in the context of today’s world, I was hoping for a Tron that played with these contemporary themes. Instead we get a dumbed-down, clichéd, adventure-by-the-numbers that could just as easily have been written, well, back in 1982.

Tron: Legacy

Final word: Slick designs and special effects don’t make up for soulless characters and predictable plot. Your kids might like it, though. Get the Daft Punk soundtrack; the music (plus their cameo appearance) is the best part of the film. Rating: 2.5 out of 5.

10 Future Scenarios Worse than a Sarah Palin Presidency

5 Nov

Does the prospect of Sarah Palin in the White House scare you? Comic books show us it could be much, much worse.

Following gains by the Republicans in the US House of Representatives during the recent mid-term elections, there is renewed speculation that Sarah Palin will emerge as the GOP’s presidential candidate in 2012. While there are many who are elated by this prospect, the possibility of a Palin presidency is causing concern both from within the Democratic Party and the GOP itself.

Relax, people! Let’s put this possible future into perspective. Those of us who have read comic books all our lives are no strangers to disastrous futures. Here’s a list of my favorite future scenarios … all of which are far worse than having a self-described “Mama Grizzly” as leader of the world’s most powerful nation:

10. The Kamandi future

Sometime in the future, most of the human race is wiped out in a calamity known only as the “Great Disaster”. Intelligent animals (who now walk upright like humans) become the dominant life forms, including gorilla, tiger, lion, rat and dog men. Humans regress into a more primitive state and are used mainly as slave labor by their animal masters.

This is the world of Kamandi, the last boy on Earth, first published in 1972 (DC Comics).

9. The Judge Dredd future


Following nuclear holocaust, mankind is forced to live in over-crowded “Mega-Cities” because what’s left of the US is an irradiated wasteland called the “Cursed Earth”. Crime is rampant and the cities are policed only by “Street Judges” (like the hero) who have the power to arrest, sentence and even execute those they deem criminals on the spot.

Judge Dredd first appeared in the British science fiction anthology 2000 AD in 1977.

8. Days of Future Past

A group of mutants assassinate a US Senator, prompting the government to activate the Sentinels, deadly giant robots, who then decide that the only way to eradicate the mutant threat is to take over the government. Thousands of mutants, super-powered humans and ordinary humans alike are slaughtered in the process. The survivors are herded into concentration camps.

We saw a glimpse of this future in “Days of Future Past”, X-Men #141-142, published in 1981 (Marvel Comics).

7. The Hellboy Apocalypse 

The elder gods known as the Ogdru Jahad invade the earth from their hellish dimension and sweep over the planet, killing everyone. Hellboy fulfills his role as the Anung Un Rama (the Beast of the Apocalypse), ushering in the End of the World.

Hellboy’s role in the Apocalypse was first foretold (though not actually played out) in the first miniseries Hellboy: Seed of Destruction in 1994 (Dark Horse Comics). We also got a glimpse of these scenes in the first Hellboy movie.

6. The Dark Knight Returns future

The Cold War never ends, criminal gangs run wild in the cities and the US government is a fascist state with Ronald Reagan as President. All super-hero activity has been declared illegal, except for a certain blue and red-clad Kryptonian who operates in secret on the orders of the government.

This future was seen through the eyes of an elderly Bruce Wayne, forced out of retirement in The Dark Knight Returns, published in 1986 (DC Comics).

5. The Kingdom Come future

Super-human activity reaches its apex. Battles between meta-humans spill out daily onto the streets of America’s cities, without heed to property damage or civilian casualties. The conflict erupts into full civil war, prompting the United Nations to order a nuclear bomb dropped on American soil.

These events were chronicled in the miniseries Kingdom Come, published in 1996 (DC Comics).

4. The Y: The Last Man future

A mysterious plague wipes out every living mammal possessing a Y chromosome — including embryos, fertilized eggs, and even sperm. The only survivors are a male New York resident and his pet monkey. The survivors (all women) must deal with what remains of the world, including humanity’s impending extinction.

This future was depicted in Y: The Last Man, published in 2002 (Vertigo / DC Comics).

3. The OMAC future


Sometime in the future, a catastrophe puts an end to civilization as we know it. Cities lie in ruin and zombie-like monsters roam the subways. The world is policed by the Global Peace Agency and its single super-human operative, code name: One Man Army Corps (OMAC).

OMAC: One Man Army Corps was first published in 1974 (DC Comics).

2. A Better World

Lex Luthor is elected President of the United States and then assassinated by none other than Superman. The Justice League then decides to take over the United States government, running the country as a police state. They then change their name to the Justice Lords.

This alternate future was shown in the two-part “A Better World” from the Justice League cartoon TV series in 2003.

1. The Old Man Logan future

In the not-too-distant future, the United States is taken over and divided between a number of super-villains, namely Doctor Doom, Magneto, the Red Skull and the Abomination. (The latter’s territory is then seized by the Hulk.) Most of the population, including the super-heroes, is dead and most of the US is now a barren wasteland.

We saw this future through the eyes of an elderly Logan (aka Wolverine) in the miniseries Wolverine: Old Man Logan, published in 2008 (Marvel Comics).


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